laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

squidwurd:

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

squidwurd:

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

jesuschristvevo:

£ the alarm

tribute:

So all my roommates are reading 50 Shades of Grey, and I downloaded it (for free) to see what I’ve been staunchly criticizing for the last few years. I got pretty far, but stopped last night when they began comparing Ana to Tess D’Urbervilles. For those unfamiliar with Tess’s…

internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

partystick:

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

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