• judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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"To me, Fearless is not the absense of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death."
Taylor Swift

(via feellng)

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

westbor0baptistchurch:

let’s go all 

the way tonight

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just love

greeklesbian:

we all went through our ‘i want a harry potter tattoo’ phase